Monday 3 May 2010

Further Grindr fitties

Excuse me but collecting Grindr profile pictures is a valuable journalistic endeavour.

Right. Shall we start with the best? Although I have to say that somehow I don't think that the picture below is a proper punter photo. Or rather, it's a very professionally done "self pic"...

D'ya think it's legit? Pecsuk? More like Poutuk...

More legit. Hawt...

Again, quite hot but can't work out if this is taken in the kitchen or the bathroom. And what sort of phone is that? And is there a banana in the shorts or are the shadows rather flattering?!

I don't know why I kept this one...? I think it's maybe his rather amusing insistence about his preferences. Or maybe it's the very odd and veiny shoulder. I dunno... Looks a little fit although has a - hmm... white tank? Honey, the 80s aren't that back yet...

Older and bolder. Fit, yeah?

Check out this dirty little scally. He does angry face! Although I am not sure about the hat. And the old iPhone either. Sista, you is well time for an upgrade bruv. Etc.

I like the chest. He's rocking that JFK Jnr look, don't you think? Although at 38 years old you would think he would at least live in a house which doesn't have sheets for curtains. And he's kinda working the knickers too. Just.

Um. Yeah. I can't work out this one. Great skin - looks tight. Dunno why I kept this one. Would you?

"Just checking it out" is code for "horny bottom pump fist-fest pig oink", isn't it? Again, do you think this is a genuine pic or rather something nicked from some TV series biog internet page? He's whole face practically drips off those cheekbones. Dahling, you better werk!

Yeah, I like this one. Another dirty oink! But what's with the height thing? And is that a shirt or some sort of hankerchief that he's got draped around himself? Whatever it is, he's holding on to it for dear life. Perhaps later his teeth will be as clenched into the pillow. Woof indeed.

Beirut. I mean, everyone loves a little civil war once in a while. I think this one smells alot of Madrid Pride. And that's not the person in the pic.

And excuse me bitches...

If you spot any Grindr lushness, ping it forth. Let's air it for the globes to see. Get in. Mail me; amnotblog AT gmail.com.

3 comments:

N1David said...

You know that in the new version of Grindr, if you double-tap you can see the pic without captions. Which sometimes helps, and sometimes doesn't...

Jake said...

I am loving the Grindr exposé, mostly because I don't have it and have to perve vicariously through you!

So, 'fess up Bobbykins, which (if any) of these dubious hotnesses have you messaged? And, what is YOUR Grindr pic??

fleetmonkey said...

Ive signed up for the Blackberry one as soon as its available - one thing I miss about not having an iphone anymore.

Thankyou for the hotties - and the dirty dreams I expect to have - although Noel looks a bit creepy to be honest.