Hell's Kitchen USA is currently on ITV 2, that "cookery" programme in which Gordon Ramsay gratuitously swears profusely at contestants in the most contrived manner possible. The irony is nearly comical.
Gordon Ramsay has to pick a winner; that is, the chef who's produced the tastiest food.
However, isn't it strangely ironic that to get people to produce really beautiful food, out of Ramsay's mouth emanates the most toxic and vile language?
There's a quote; "cooking done with care is an act of love". So how does Gordon Ramsay interpret that?
Fuck, fuck, don't fuck it up, fuck man, that's fucking shit. Fuck. Shit. You're fucking shit. Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking fuck shit. Fuck.
He doesn't need tasty souffle in his mouth, he needs hot soapy water.
Jussayin.
Monday 19 April 2010
Friday 16 April 2010
Even more Grindr fitties
So here's more of the same really...
For 39 years old, that's not bad is it?
Then check out the chood below! Wow...
It took me a while to work out what the photo was, but it's of a moob resting on a stomach. Can you see it? It's a bit like guessing a Picasso.
Good eyes...
... and good Speedo.
The one on the left or the one on the right? I take the one on the right. Not both.
Doesn't the one on the left look familiar?
For 39 years old, that's not bad is it?
Then check out the chood below! Wow... It took me a while to work out what the photo was, but it's of a moob resting on a stomach. Can you see it? It's a bit like guessing a Picasso.
Good eyes...... and good Speedo.The one on the left or the one on the right? I take the one on the right. Not both.Doesn't the one on the left look familiar?
Thursday 1 April 2010
More Grindr fitties
Well, I use the word fittie rather loosely...
Just some of the boys I have spotted who're on the look-out etc.
(Now with added commentary...)
Cute, except for that leather thing around his neck. Yeah? Oh diddums comes across all shy like. If twink's your thing...
Then what about HauteVie or High Life? People who use French to describe themselves are either French or partially French. And there's a Facebook link.
Edit: Okay, this is a good photo. But there is something quite attractive though...
And then Tom? Either he's a dum blonde (check the email address) or this is some 50-year-old perv using the picture of er, someone from a TV series or Calvin Klein advert.
And Robert. What a good name. What do you think of Robert? I'm guessing Swedish? Or Southern California?
If they were casting a Rocky Horror revival, well they have their Rocky then, don't they?
And then this filthy little scally? I like. Of course he could have a face like two grannies in a scooter pile-up but does that really matter? Cheeky, fun and a sixpack. Is there anyone else wrong with this picture? (Other than the Achy Breaky Heart shirt...)
Finally. When in doubt or desperate, use puppies.
Just some of the boys I have spotted who're on the look-out etc.
(Now with added commentary...)
Cute, except for that leather thing around his neck. Yeah? Oh diddums comes across all shy like. If twink's your thing...
Then what about HauteVie or High Life? People who use French to describe themselves are either French or partially French. And there's a Facebook link.Edit: Okay, this is a good photo. But there is something quite attractive though...
And then Tom? Either he's a dum blonde (check the email address) or this is some 50-year-old perv using the picture of er, someone from a TV series or Calvin Klein advert.And Robert. What a good name. What do you think of Robert? I'm guessing Swedish? Or Southern California?If they were casting a Rocky Horror revival, well they have their Rocky then, don't they?
And then this filthy little scally? I like. Of course he could have a face like two grannies in a scooter pile-up but does that really matter? Cheeky, fun and a sixpack. Is there anyone else wrong with this picture? (Other than the Achy Breaky Heart shirt...)Finally. When in doubt or desperate, use puppies.
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