Hell's Kitchen USA is currently on ITV 2, that "cookery" programme in which Gordon Ramsay gratuitously swears profusely at contestants in the most contrived manner possible. The irony is nearly comical.
Gordon Ramsay has to pick a winner; that is, the chef who's produced the tastiest food.
However, isn't it strangely ironic that to get people to produce really beautiful food, out of Ramsay's mouth emanates the most toxic and vile language?
There's a quote; "cooking done with care is an act of love". So how does Gordon Ramsay interpret that?
Fuck, fuck, don't fuck it up, fuck man, that's fucking shit. Fuck. Shit. You're fucking shit. Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking fuck shit. Fuck.
He doesn't need tasty souffle in his mouth, he needs hot soapy water.