While you were working...

Log onto Gaydar chat on a Monday afternoon shortly after 1.30pm and it's so fascinating to plunge yourself into another world.

I'm sat at home with Sky News on, having lunch and outside the birds are tweeting.

Within five square miles of me, hundreds of thousands of people are sat at their desks or in a Pret queue, typing Word documents or on the phone.

While London carries on as normal on an given Monday...

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The messages just keep on coming, faster than anyone can read them. Like the Victoria Falls, an endless cascade. Offers, some of them clean, most obscene. A sign how desperate things are on a Monday?

And I bet that, not 50 metres from "heavy cummer central looking to get fucked" there is someone in a McDonalds putting mayonnaise on their beef burger.

Such is the way in London.