We don't like secrets around here so let's be honest.
After the longest day, travelling but mostly out in the cold and on my feet, I have to confess that this is the most relaxing place in the whole house to sit down.
I put down the lid to save anyone's blushes.
And don't just believe my word for its comfort, just ask Elvis Presley.
Or King George II.
"On the morning of 25 October 1760, the King entered his water closet at Kensington Palace and, after a few minutes, his valet heard a loud crash.
He entered the water closet to find the King on the floor. The King was lifted into his bed, and asked for Princess Amelia, but before she reached him, he was dead."
See, you learn something new every day.
If your name's George and you're the King of England and you've plonked your royal derrier down on the loo to do some paperwork, beware!
A flush beats a full house.