Every morning for the last week I have had to run the gauntlet into work.
It's getting so bad that I can't look, I have to literally leg it and stay transfixed at the ceiling.
Thank god I have yet to bump into anyone while running.
Let's be clear - Barry Levinson is a great director. The guy's won an Oscar.
For me his finest moment is the scene in High Anxiety where he cameos as a psychotic bellman who attacks Mel Brooks with a newspaper in a spoof of the shower scene from Psycho.
It's his latest film that's causing me all the distress.
Here is a poster of it at Bond Street tube station, in a passage that leads to the Central Line platform.
It's just so bad.
Looking at it now makes my teeth itch.
Dear Barry Levinson,
This is an appeal - on behalf of me and for the safety of others at Bond Street tube station who I may bump into while running and screaming, until the poster is removed or amended...
Please get your people to add a fucking question mark to the goddam title...
Luvs ya and most of your work.