Saturday, 14 February 2009

I wuv you

Here, buy one of these for that someone you love.

They're on sale outside Finchley Road tube station. Go now before some feral youth with a pellet gun shoots them all.

I, for one, am going to do something special for the person that I love.

Yes, I'm going to allow myself and extra 2-hour lie-in tomorrow morning and I may even award myself a celebratory Valentine's Day wank.

Or I may just pick my nose and scratch my bum instead.

Valentine's Day my arse.

4 comments:

dickophile said...

maybe if you wanked on more than just celebratory occasions youd be less grumpy.

Bobby Cox said...

Dicks: What makes you think I'm so grumpy! ;-)

dickophile said...

see. you're making smiley faces. i bet you've wanked.

czechOUT said...

Bobby-do you read much?

I was hoping to persuade you (and a few others) to read this book and blog your thoughts on it:

Made in Scotland: A Thin Fillet Of Braised Voddissin

Kind of like a blog version of Richard & Judy. It would be interesting to read various bloggers thoughts posted across their blogs.

You can get it from Amazon.

ahoj