Here, buy one of these for that someone you love.They're on sale outside Finchley Road tube station. Go now before some feral youth with a pellet gun shoots them all.
I, for one, am going to do something special for the person that I love.
Yes, I'm going to allow myself and extra 2-hour lie-in tomorrow morning and I may even award myself a celebratory Valentine's Day wank.
Or I may just pick my nose and scratch my bum instead.
Valentine's Day my arse.
4 comments:
maybe if you wanked on more than just celebratory occasions youd be less grumpy.
Dicks: What makes you think I'm so grumpy! ;-)
see. you're making smiley faces. i bet you've wanked.
Bobby-do you read much?
I was hoping to persuade you (and a few others) to read this book and blog your thoughts on it:
Made in Scotland: A Thin Fillet Of Braised Voddissin
Kind of like a blog version of Richard & Judy. It would be interesting to read various bloggers thoughts posted across their blogs.
You can get it from Amazon.
ahoj
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