Holy shit it's nearly April. Anyway.
This is the longest fucking take-off in the history of take-offs but remember Liam (does anyone still care?)
So, Liam for beginners...
Bobby sees Liam at gym, wants him
After four months of casual chatting and some working out together Bobby asks Liam out for drink.
Liam says yes but only when Trolley-dolly boyf is away. Whatever.
Trolley-dolly boyf dumps Liam.
Liam asks Bobby out, Bobby says 'too busy' thinks 'whatever'.
Bobby suggests drinks, they agree and him and Liam swap full names and numbers.
I suspect we'll probably get around to sitting down together with a vodka and Coke sometime after the next bloody passing of Haley's comet.
And you deserve a medal for having to read this self-serving drivel too.
It's more dull than the first time you listened to the Hard Candy all the way to the end in the hope that at some point it would get good.
(I don't think there's a single person in the whole world who's able to tell the difference between "She's Not Me" and "Give It 2 Me". Okay one's a little faster - 10 points if you can tell me which one. No cheating.)
I'm going to see if I can stick my iPod up my nose.