Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Wednesday, 23 September 09

It's that time. Time to wake up and face the world with a smile.

Of course you know every well that the only thing I wear is a grin from ear to ear*.
* = file under "Bullshit".

In exactly 98 days' time I will be on a Boeing that is about to touch down in Cape Town. This makes me very excited.

Everyone in the office is going potty over British Military Fitness.

Of course I just yawn because, as you know, I've been involved in paramilitary organisations for years.

More importantly, the reason everyone's going potty over British Military Fitness or BMI (to those in the know) is because of Jonny.

'And who the fuck is Jonny', I hear you ask?


So now whose up for a little PT?!

Here's what we know about Jonny:
1/ He was scouted while dancing in a club in San Francisco.
2/ He's posed in DNA magazine #113

So come on, own up. One of you fuckers must know this kid. Who is he and how did he get such a.m.a.z.i.n.g. guns?

You know the drill; foxycoxy AT

All correspondence will be treated confidentially. Until I paste it all over the internet that is.

Do you ever have that moment where you log into your bank account and go "oh shit"? Right now, I'm having that moment.

Making lists.


Fleetmonkey said...

I don't know where Jonny came from but I'm pretty sure you will find him chained to my bed once my new order or rhypnol ships from Germany

Jake said...

His guns are indeed amazing but I'm less enamoured with the face...just doesn't do it for me I'm afraid. I'd have to go in equipped with a paper bag!

MadeInScotland said...

was it really 10 days...just felt like you were away for the weekend.

BTW my new favourite hottie is Ryan Kwanten.

I could make him an obsession, yum yum.

Hope the folks in the office like him too....


Bobby Cox said...

Fleets: LOVE the madness! Keep dem Rophypnol pumped baby!

Jakes: But you still would!

Czech: Kwanten sounds too much like the cool spelling of Quinton! But yeah, I give you a talented spot!