So like how open are you about telling someone if you're cut or uncut?
We were in the office today, three gays (urgh, spit), and two were talking about their willies. The one asked me if I was cut and I was like "er..." and before I could anything say he was like "ohmygod, you have a hang-up".
I said I wasn't going to tell them because they'd just accused me of having hang-ups but hmm...
I'm like, well you can find out if you really want but I'm not going to say. Is that a hang-up?
And the other thing is; how open are you to admitting that you're passive or bottom or top or active?
Like the one gay was saying that his worst is when he's getting it and the guy goes slow and then suddenly goes fast. (This really is not me) but I was like, 'I don't wanna know that.'
Maybe I am a terrible prude.
The funny thing is how people attach stereotypes. Tall, lanky guys apparently have massive willies and are all top whereas big muscle-men are usually "power bottoms" who're not very well hung.
The anthropological reasoning is that big musclemen have made themselves all big 'n buff to counter the fact that things aren't too impressive down there.
But that's not the gossip. As everyone knows, Hard-On is a club night in London where men get together and ...it's all like sex and leather and stuff. I don't know anything about this.
However, what I do know that is on the website is a club picture of someone who works in our office!
He hasn't got his hand up another man's bottom and he isn't dancing on stage with a raging erection but nonetheless. He must know it's there, the website has like adult checks etc and he obviously doesn't mind.
At least it's a good benchmark should I ever want to get into porn or anything.
God we're starved of good gossip.