Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Shit

Don't worry - I've been going through my iTunes library so you don't have to.
(Each answer is the first that appears in the search results.)

The word 'bloody' appears because of:
Kevin Bloody Wilson

The word 'asshole' appears because of:
Er, correction. The word asshole doesn't appear.

The word 'shit' appears because of:
Marilyn Manson - "This Is The New Shit"

The word 'fuck' appears because of:
Dave Guetta - "The World is Mine (Fuck Me I'm Famous Remix)"

The word 'cunt' appears because of:
Derek and Clive - "You Stupid Cunt"

The word motherfucker appears because of:
Beck - "Mutherfucker."

Sorry for the disgusting language but I have no choice. Whinging about work is a bit like talking about the gym; after a while the stories all become the same.

Though today I did three things:

1/ I wrote the e-mail to my colleagues announcing my departure.
2/ I wrote the e-mail to my boss telling him that I'm quitting
3/ I wrote the letter to the HR department demanding redundancy

The only thing I need now is another job to go to, so that I can send the e-mails out.

Is it just me or is everything shit?

11 comments:

seahorse said...

im writing you a script for a martini...now listen to doctor. all be fine in the morning.

Timmy said...

The grass is always greener on the other side and somebody has to mow it.

dickophile said...

some things are in fact shit. but maybe not everything. i really must know what you deleted.

Bobby Cox said...

Seahorse: Thanks but I can't drink. Any other ideas?!

Timmy: Right now, from whichever angle I look, the grass is greener but that's what happens when you're sitting in a burnt out and brown patch of field!...

Dicks: I will SO publish what I deleted. Just not now though... x x

Darth Gateau said...

hey - what do you need to know about Virgin? Send me your email and I'll drop you a line.

Bobby Cox said...

Darth: I can't find your e-mail address... mine is

amnotbog AT gmail.com

hope to hear from you x

English said...

What new role of you looking out for then? My place has a large marketing department that are looking for a few new heads. There are also a fair few in the wider company.

Ja said...

everything is shit in the world lately, but shit makes for the best fertilizer.

seahorse said...

fine, will slip a little sumfink in your tea then.

czechOUT said...

Bv.3

Are you having a self-doubt crisis?

It could just be the change of season.

Look at our blogging patterns. It's probably that, your age and the need for a muse!

I know what I'm talking about. I think!

ahoj

Gabriel said...

hope you feel better soon. this is just a bump on your ride through life.