Tuesday, 12 August 2008

I am the ninja of mundane

Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

Everything I want to say, I've said before.
Every goal I've tried to achieve is one that I've set before.
Sometimes I just can't be bothered. Sometimes I just cannot give a shit.

It's like you nearly kill yourself at the gym and then you look in the mirror and you look worse than when you first went in.

Fat ugly ugly fat ugly fat fat fat fat ugly ugly ugly fat fat fat fat ugly ugly ugly fat fat fat fat ugly ugly ugly fat fat fat fat ugly ugly ugly fat fat fat fat ugly ugly ugly fat fat fat fat ugly ugly.

Sometimes I venture into the repeating waters and become engulfed in a sea of utter indifference.
Sometimes I venture into the repeating waters and become engulfed in a sea of utter indifference.
Sometimes I venture into the repeating waters and become engulfed in a sea of utter indifference.
Sometimes I venture into the repeating waters and become engulfed in a sea of utter indifference.

Life at this petty pace that creeps
Day to day.
Thinking that your life is full of sound and fury
When in fact
Your life is nothing.

Those e-mails need responding to.
That bin needs emptying.
The washing needs doing.

Fuck it all.

Tomorrow I need to wake up.
Tomorrow I need to wake up and get into a car.
Tomorrow I need to wake up and get into a car that will take me to Heathrow
Tomorrow I need to wake up and get into a car that will take me to Heathrow to catch a flight

At Heathrow I will board a plane for Edinburgh
A plane for Edinburgh.
Zoom voosh. Arm doors and cross-check.
I have not packed. Fuck that.
Fuck this fuck that.

I will wake up early tomorrow to pack.
Like fuck I will.

Fuck kcuf fuck kcuf fuck kcuf Fuck kcuf fuck kcuf fuck kcuf
Fuck kcuf fuck kcuf fuck kcuf Fuck kcuf fuck kcuf fuck kcuf


Will you please wake me up when the mundane is over?

Just. Innit.

This is not some pretentious word play. Nor is this some attempt at poetry.
This is because I just can't even be bothered to formulate sentences.
Ctrl + paste is far easier.
Ctrl + paste is far easier.
Ctrl + paste is far easier.
Ctrl + paste is far easier.

Do you know what this is?

This is choosing to wank when you should be getting ready for work.
This is choosing to type personal e-mails when you should be finishing that important report.
This is browsing eBay when you should be turning off the PC to cook dinner.
This is blathering on when you have nothing to say.

This is all just shit.

And so the calm waters of disinterest gather and rise. I don't move as they continue up. Lapping at my mouth I am too calm to care. And then I begin to choke.

10 comments:

czechOUT said...

My blog.

Me...me...me

Blah, blah

me

Maybe you need a kicking like me to bring you back to sense.

Ahoj!!

billybudd said...

Bobby,

But you articulate it so well.

Billy

dickophile said...

you need a hobby. or a boyfriend.

seahorse said...

jiiiiiiiiiiiisus ok bob....im sending u a special friend 2 help ease the pain...its ok, relax, stay where u are it will be fine.....udderwise dial 999, if no ring tone try 001 911 for usa service..might reach u quicker. regards. SH.x

Bobby Cox said...

Czech: haha - how's my drivelling??

Billy: To rave is to articulate. Apparently. I don't know actually because I just made that up.
Or what about:
Within chaos there is order. x

Dick: I think what I need is good time management actually. And my love life? you know I only talk about that sporadically.

Seahorse: And where's the picture of your bum? Sorry, we're still waiting. All of us! ...

fleetmonkey said...

Oh dear - I thought I was the only one who spent the time getting ready for work having a wank.

Timmy said...

This post sort of reminds me that scene from The Shining when he has been typing the same thing over and over.

seahorse said...

under 18's read these blogs, no bum pic. i dont want to be banned by the fbi into US. well, not again. finaal.

back in london, so cum get yer bum...

czechOUT said...

no posts since. I sense a blog crisis coming on...you know the kind. Nothing more to say, no more to give...

;))

Ja said...

ok. what happened to the audible Bobby show? -this would have been pure genius in spoken form. I may have pissed myself listening to it now that I think about it.